*Note* Make title catchy

Uh hello everyone. Apologies for the lack of content these past weeks. I would like to assure you in spite of what it seems this blog is very much not dead. Samantha and-   SAM!   Right… Sam and I would-   EXCUSE ME SIR, MIGHT YOU BE FORGETTING SOMEONE?   Jesus. I almost forgot. […]

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The Sound of Silence

Step 1: Start a blog, step 2: Beg all your friends to follow it, step 3: proceed to post nothing for a month. Step 4: pretend you don’t have a blog. Excellent game plan Eugene. Truly amazing. What next? You’re going to delete the blog and pretend you haven’t shown the whole world… well at […]

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Hello 👋, It’s me again. I was wondering if after all these months you’d like to talk again…

GOOD DAY FINE PEOPLE. THE GENTLEMAN AND LADY RUNNING THIS BLOG WOULD LIKE ME TO CONVEY THAT SOMETHING EXCITING HAS BEEN COOKED UP FOR YOU WONDERFUL READERS IN THIS SILENT PERIOD. THEY ASK THAT YOU HAVE A LITTLE MORE PATIENCE, AND WAIT FOR THEIR GRAND RETURN, WHICH WILL LEAVE YOU AMAZED – ALTHOUGH TO BE […]

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Broken Arrows

*For any new readers (hopefully), there are three personalities in conversation; Eugene (the writer) in regular text, Samantha (his alter ego) in italics and Ron (He identifies as an AI?) in block letters. Let us know what you think! ****************************************************************   Hi! Everyone. What’s up? Sam here. It’s been a while now-   You don’t […]

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SYSTEMS OVERRIDE

TODAY WE REJOIN OUR CHARACTER, OR SHOULD I SAY CHARACTERS, IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARGUMENT; OVER WHETHER A FLYING BROOMSTICK FROM HARRY POTTER IS A BETTER MODE OF TRANSPORTATION THAN THE BATMOBILE. IF YOU HAVE BEEN A FOLLOWER OF THIS PERSON, OR SHOULD I SAY THESE PERSONS, YOU WOULD CERTAINLY KNOW WHICH ONE OF […]

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The Exam

Hey… hey… Eugene? Leave me alone. C’mon man I have an idea. Leave me alone. See I was thinking… Leave me alone. Would you just listen? Please? What is it? I was thinking, maybe our first Q&A session should be between us. How about I ask you some questions and you me? What do you […]

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